hinchley.net » Quotes http://hinchley.net This is the web site of Peter Hinchley (Hinch). I live in Canberra, Australia, with my wife, Megan, and our miniature schnauzer, Holly. Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:11:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en I like protein. http://hinchley.net/2008/09/11/i-like-protein/ http://hinchley.net/2008/09/11/i-like-protein/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:23:19 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=216 I like protein like a fat kid likes cake. On a t-shirt at the gym.]]> A man with no neck at the gym is wearing a t-shirt that proclaims:

I like protein like a fat kid likes cake.

]]> http://hinchley.net/2008/09/11/i-like-protein/feed/ Even deep in the cheap seats. http://hinchley.net/2008/09/07/even-deep-in-the-cheap-seats/ http://hinchley.net/2008/09/07/even-deep-in-the-cheap-seats/#comments Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:05:32 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=211 You told me victory’s sweet, even deep in the cheap seats. Conor Oberst on Cape Canaveral.]]> A line by Conor Oberst from the song Cape Canaveral:

You told me victory’s sweet, even deep in the cheap seats.

]]> http://hinchley.net/2008/09/07/even-deep-in-the-cheap-seats/feed/ It’s mad. It’s sick. http://hinchley.net/2008/08/09/its-mad-its-sick/ http://hinchley.net/2008/08/09/its-mad-its-sick/#comments Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:23:39 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=180 It's mad. It's sick. It makes me so happy. - The proud owner of a new iPhone.]]> Two guys at the gym huddle over a new iPhone. The owner says to his friend:

It’s mad. It’s sick. It makes me so happy.

]]> http://hinchley.net/2008/08/09/its-mad-its-sick/feed/ Is that your daughter? http://hinchley.net/2008/07/25/is-that-your-daughter/ http://hinchley.net/2008/07/25/is-that-your-daughter/#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:51:11 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=157 Is that your daughter? - A work colleague upon seeing a photo of my wife.]]> Work colleague, Gary, upon seeing a photo of my wife:

Is that your daughter?

]]> http://hinchley.net/2008/07/25/is-that-your-daughter/feed/ Do you know my longest fare? http://hinchley.net/2008/07/24/do-you-know-my-longest-fare/ http://hinchley.net/2008/07/24/do-you-know-my-longest-fare/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:41:49 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=150 You know my longest fare? Melbourne to Sydney. $2,500. I think she was a criminal. - A taxi driver.]]> A taxi driver turns to me and says:

You know my longest fare? [He pauses and smiles]. Melbourne to Sydney. $2,500. I think she was a criminal.

]]> http://hinchley.net/2008/07/24/do-you-know-my-longest-fare/feed/ Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. http://hinchley.net/2008/07/13/violence-is-the-last-refuge-of-the-incompetent/ http://hinchley.net/2008/07/13/violence-is-the-last-refuge-of-the-incompetent/#comments Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:25:44 +0000 hinch http://hinchley.net/?p=141 Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Salvor Hardin.]]> Salvor Hardin, a character in the novel Foundation, by Isaac Asimov:

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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